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"The way you like it! Delivered to you, from Mexico" is supposed to mean that consumers prefer glass bottles. Instead, I'm looking at it like they're saying I prefer soda from Mexico. Odd. Who designed this?

From "The Peoples' Pharmacy" #779: a recent study shows social isolation is comparable to alcoholism and smoking, in terms of life span.

Someone dumped this perfectly good brownie on top of a napkin on top of the trash. I'm not even starving but want to rescue it on principle alone. If I ate it afterward, then I would be on an episode of Seinfeld . All temptations aside, I'm going to have to throw it away or live with the knowledge that I ate out of a trash can ... not out of necessity but thriftiness. I can't live with that.