OUTRAGEOUS!!!

Someone dumped this perfectly good brownie on top of a napkin on top of the trash. I'm not even starving but want to rescue it on principle alone. If I ate it afterward, then I would be on an episode of Seinfeld.

All temptations aside, I'm going to have to throw it away or live with the knowledge that I ate out of a trash can ... not out of necessity but thriftiness. I can't live with that.