Feeling Like A Dinosaur
Clip art did that to me last week. I hadn't looked for the "Insert Clip Art" button for several years. I thought maybe I'd lost my mind, but it turns out Microsoft ended their clip art gallery in 2014. What's worse is that the button I was looking for hadn't been included in MS Office since their 2003 version. My memory told me it would be right there ... after possibly 16 years of not using clip art?
To me, clip art was one of the last things we could share as a culture. It was like a permanent meme we all knew. It was corny, and PowerPoint users had a habit of using the same clip art no matter the subject. Remember "Screen Bean," the black stick figure who would click his heals or have a light bulb over his head?
To me, clip art was one of the last things we could share as a culture. It was like a permanent meme we all knew. It was corny, and PowerPoint users had a habit of using the same clip art no matter the subject. Remember "Screen Bean," the black stick figure who would click his heals or have a light bulb over his head?
B. Dalton Booksellers in 2009. |
My local Waldenbooks in 2011. |
When I was a kid, there was a popular PBS show called, "Reading Rainbow." One of its funders was B. Dalton Booksellers. It seemed like a big deal that the retailer sponsored a national TV show. Because I didn't have a local B. Dalton, I guess it was easy to miss its passing.
U2 special edition iPod (2004). |
There's a certain utility to having 120 GB of music that doesn't need a cell signal or a subscription fee. When I traveled in rural areas without service, I was thankful for my old iPod. Moreover, an iPod is a collection of music I liked well enough to purchase, and even when it faded from my memory, it might return in shuffle mode.
All CDs had this stamp on the cover. |
The funny thing about clip art is that I hated the new ones introduced in Microsoft Office 97. I thought some of the characters were like creepy Picasso knock-offs. Others were like weird 50s/60s retro pop art. My question was: "When would you use those?" Little did I know I'd see them in every PowerPoint from college classes in the 1990s to workplace orientations in 2018. It felt like clip art would always be there. What I've found is that the popular Cybart characters are nearly impossible to locate. The Cybart character below is the first one I've ever used. It took 22 years, and had I not realized they were gone, I probably wouldn't have a reason to use it now. Still, rest in peace, Microsoft clips gallery. You were weird, and all of my friends knew you.
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